FUggly Boots

Soft and Moist

2007-03-12T13:36:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I feel like my whole body is dry. But usually when I use a moisturizer it's too much for me; my body doesn't react well. I think maybe certain chemicals and my body don't get along. This one brand (which I wont name because I don't want to create a revolt against the brand) really made me feel too greasy and kinda caused a rash... maybe I just have a weird body. I only like using natural products ever since shane turned me on to them. Natural products that aren't too strong make me feel pretty.

Cosmetic Boy

2006-11-14T18:46:00.000-08:00

I saw these hunk the other day and went up to him to give him my number. Hmmmm was he a sexy dream... from a distance. He wasn't at all as good as the last boy I danced with. This boy was wearing makup and not in a good way. I didn't notice the eyeliner from 20 feet away. I don't know how I missed it... but this boys eye cosmetics were dont better than my. I guess he was onthe other team... who knows.

Foot Fashion

2006-11-02T20:17:00.000-08:00

We all know to avoid the fuggly boots; at least the fashion savy girls. But I have had trouble finding some fashionable footwear for this winter. Everywhere I go there are some really awful boots!!!!! Ugh. This is very frustrating. I want to look good, not silly. There was one pair of boots that I liked that were really tall and sexy though... but it figures they didn't have it in my size. WHY?!?!?!

Fashion

2006-10-20T06:39:00.000-07:00

The Pumpkin Themed Dress: The pumpkin dress is great for a Halloween party or a cheesy B horror flick. But, seriously gals… it is definitely out of style to wear that out on a normal basis. That’s kind of like those people who leave there Christmas lights on their house ALL year. Besides dressing like a pumpkin is not the most flattering for your figure. This is most certainly a fashion DON’T.

I got these really cute booties

2006-09-26T21:04:00.001-07:00

aside from some pants that show off my major booty, I got some cute boots.

these are unlike those gaudy fuggly boots that a lot of my friends seem to be wearing. they white and very slim looking. the simple design make them just dressy enough to wear to work. The only downside with white is that it dirties up easily.

but I'm happy to have found some boots that will go great this winter. my friend and I had a conversation about those fuggly boots and possible ways to eliminate them:

1) picket all stores that sell them
2) steal them from your friends closets and burn them in a ritualistic style while chanting "go away"
3) eat ice cream
4) don't buy them
5) repeat step 3

We thought this was a good plan. Who's in?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Gross Boots!!!!

2006-09-26T20:56:00.000-07:00

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't pretend like you have no idea. You know the boots that your friend has on RIGHT now.

Ok. If 1) your boots are obnoxiously big for your feet, you don't know fashion. If 2) they are fluffy as all hell, you don't know fashion. 3) come on... THAT COLOR! we all know you love neon pink, but holy crap you SERIOUSLY don't know fashion

Being a girl is about knowing what's fashionable... don't make a mistake and buy boots that make you look like an eskimo that has skinned some fluffy neon pink bunny.

If you are suffering from the F'n Ugly Boot syndrome then you should immediate BURN them off your feet. It is the only cure. Get some real boots girls.